LEPRECHAUN's & MOTHER SUPERIOR
>
> Two leprechauns went to the convent and begged an audience with
> the
> mother superior.
> "Well, how can I help you little people?" asked mother superior.
> The larger and more intelligent looking of the leprechauns asked,
> "Oh
> mother superior, would you be knowing of any midget nuns here at the
> convent?"
> "No," says mother superior, "I don't have any midget nuns here at
> the
> convent."
> "All right then, mother superior, would you be knowing of any
> midget nuns
> in all of Ireland then?"
> "No, No," replied mother superior, "I don't know of any nuns who
> are also
> midgets in all of Ireland at all."
> "Well then mother superior, in all of Nun-Dom, in the whole world
> of all
> the nuns, would you be knowing, then, of any midget nuns?"
> "No, I would not, there are no midget nuns in the whole of the
> world!"
> replied mother superior, "and would you please tell me what this is
> all about!!?"
> The asking leprechaun turned sadly to the stupid leprechaun and
> said,
> "See, its as I told you all along, you've been dating a Penguin!!!"
>
> Two leprechauns went to the convent and begged an audience with
> the
> mother superior.
> "Well, how can I help you little people?" asked mother superior.
> The larger and more intelligent looking of the leprechauns asked,
> "Oh
> mother superior, would you be knowing of any midget nuns here at the
> convent?"
> "No," says mother superior, "I don't have any midget nuns here at
> the
> convent."
> "All right then, mother superior, would you be knowing of any
> midget nuns
> in all of Ireland then?"
> "No, No," replied mother superior, "I don't know of any nuns who
> are also
> midgets in all of Ireland at all."
> "Well then mother superior, in all of Nun-Dom, in the whole world
> of all
> the nuns, would you be knowing, then, of any midget nuns?"
> "No, I would not, there are no midget nuns in the whole of the
> world!"
> replied mother superior, "and would you please tell me what this is
> all about!!?"
> The asking leprechaun turned sadly to the stupid leprechaun and
> said,
> "See, its as I told you all along, you've been dating a Penguin!!!"
